Brain Reboot
Sweetwater Comedy Night in Duluth! Jay Ward hosts! Get you some of this hot comedy!WHY HELLO THERE

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New Conspiracy Theories

A list of new conspiracies I believe in:

People and Teen People are secretly the same magazine.

NASA is a hoax perpetrated by the dehydrated foods industry.

Distilled water actually means “More fluoride” so suck it Alex Jones.

Obama has been Al Green this…

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Hey guess what? Hole in the Wall Comedy! Tonight! Ben Palmer hosting! Heck yeah!WHY HELLO THERE
Thanks to my Mom for not setting fire to me at a young age. I’ve seen home video, no jury would have convicted her.WHY HELLO THERE

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The Strangeness

I lived in Atlanta for years and I failed to see most of it until I was about to leave for school. I was a scared kid but I lucked out and turned into a weird teenager and that helped. I have shared an unacceptable number of McDonald’s sweet teas in…

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Spread My Ashes Right In Their Face

I’ve heard a lot of people talk about what they want someone to do with their bodies when they die. They’re always sweet and sentimental, something thoughtful that symbolizes the life that they hope to have lived by the time they have to go.

“Spread my…

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You’re Going To Do This For Free A Lot

A little while ago, Kurt Metzger got in a good ol’ fashioned Internet throwdown with the people behind UCB about whether comics should get paid to do their shows. Basically, Kurt Metzger argued that UCB was taking money at the door and getting paid, so…

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THE HORRID SCREAMING MAW OF FINALS OPENS JUST SLIGHTLY THAT ALL MAY KNOW THEY WILL SOON BE CONSUMEDWHY HELLO THERE

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Finals Freak Out Paper Write Fest Part 1 of 2 Day 3: I NO LONGER NEED SLEEP OR FOOD I CAN SEE SOUNDS AND TASTE EMOTIONWHY HELLO THERE

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All my work is like “Hey, over here, write us!” but my brain is all “YOU ‘MEMBER NETFLIX BRO”WHY HELLO THERE

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